HAPPY SUMMER, SHITTERS! If last summer was the summer of scam, let this be the summer of shit (you buy and like, preferably from this newsletter). Today we’re talking about sunscreen, which is not just a summer essential. All of you should be wearing this shit EVERY. SINGLE. DAY. That goes for my dark skin folks. Melanin does give you immunity to UV rays and WRINKLES. That goes for my guys. A gender identity and/or dick does not grant this immunity either. ALL OF YOU, ALL OVER, ALL THE TIME /fin.