Shitters! If you are humans on the internet, by now you are probably well aware of the fact that it is Amazon Prime Day (which they have now stretched to two days, only one of which is actually prime…). I’ll be honest with you, Prime Day has been off my radar for a minute now, and I’ve been more than okay with that! Last year, I was blissfully unaware of its passing while on vacation, and I hope to be doing the same in the future—it really is the perfect time of year to skip town. But being home and online meant that I had to at least do a little browse through Jeffy B’s little shop of mostly unnecessary garbage.